Texas Cowboy Humour

[Hedgehog]

>>A Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his
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>>Tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at
>>the
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>>Next table.
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>>Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
>>waiter,
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>>"What is that you just served?"
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>>The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
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>>Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
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>>The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an
>>order!"
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>>The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one
>>serving
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>>Per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
>>come
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>>Early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you
>>this
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>>Delicacy!"
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>>The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the
>>one
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>>And only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called
>>to
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>>The waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
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>>Smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
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>>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
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>>"Is senor... Sometimes the bull wins."
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