Blondie

[Hedgehog]

How Blonde Is She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* At the bottom of an application where it says
"Sign here" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked on Phonics."
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DON'T WALK."

She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooo Blonde... She thinks Taco
Bell is the Mexican phone company.