Hope every one as a good Weekend

[Extraordinarius]

Rain poured down in the dark, lightning flashed and thunder crashed, and an icy wind slashed the downpour against the walls of the houses. The sick old man in bed drew a shuddering breath and said, "Jonquil, I'm dying! Call a priest."

His wife burst into tears. "Not only you're dying, you're also losing your mind! 'Call a priest,' he says, and we're Jewish."

"A rabbi should come out on a night like this?"