Don't mess with the old folk ( Humour )

[Hedgehog]

*_The Waiting Room_*

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what
is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why
you're here to see the doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that.'


'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor
in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. 'And what seems to wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

_Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!?

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Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?' ???

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'