Variable Visibility issue?

[Crossroads]

If you have two six minutes eggs each in their own kettle, of 25cm diameter (sorry CS seems to be using metric scale), are they boiling next to each other or are they 50cm apart??

And what if there's a slice of bacon in a pan next to them but shorter than 45mm and you would not see it? And one of the eggs would crack mysteriously.

I would hate it should that happen. Who made the egg go crack?!

Unless the bacon would be one of the good guys here of course. Then I might not mind too much the red force did not spot it. Not very easy to crack those eggs with that little meat to begin with!

Just don't mention the meatballs here. I hate it when folks assault with them. Or roam the stove with them. Meatballs should not be served alone!

I might need a ROE for all this cooking...