Geography Lesson
"Geography Of A Woman"
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa;
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America; well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,a woman is like
France; gently aging but still warm,
and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia;
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia;
very wide, and borders are now
unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages, only those
with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
"Geography Of A Man"
Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick
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