The ultimate irish joke....Sent to me by a Irish Friend

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The Ultimate Irish Joke
> >
> > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
> > section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over
> > and asks if he can help them.

> > "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
> > dere," says Gerry.
> >
> > The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
> >
> > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
> > Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
> >
> > At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
> > "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box,
> > puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
> >
> > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
> > the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains
> > of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is
>too fook'n dangerous for me!"
> >
> > THERE'S MORE...
> >
> > Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the
> > pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
> > cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
> >

"Hi, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says.
> >
> > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
> > himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as
> > half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus
> > continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every
> > bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
> >
> > IT IS NOT OVER YET...
> >
> > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
> > appears.
> >
> > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out
> > of which he pulls a chicken.
> >
> > Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the
> > cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks
> > his spine.
> >
> > Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was
> > Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...
> > and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"