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A short CM night before christmas
12-23-2007, 12:49 PM,
#1
A short CM night before christmas
T’was 10 turns to go after my perfectly planned trap
T’was no shooting, no moving – I had conquered the map.
My units were positioned by the flags with little care,
In hopes the “I surrender” message soon would be here.
Infantry and guns were all snug in good cover,
While shooting his routed men still was not over.
And the wife – in only a ‘kerchief and rubbing my back -
Was ready and wanting me to join her in the sack.
But when I pressed ‘Go’ there arose such a clatter
I bit at my nails for I feared to see what was the matter.

Over the crest of the hill on this map with light snow
Came showers of death to my men down below,
When, what to my terrified eyes should appear,
But one nasty Brumbar, and eight other Panz’eers
What a nasty surprise, it happened so quick,
I knew at that moment my arse was about to get kicked!
More rapid than from flamers, my men how than ran
The bombs whistled, my men shouted, and I cursed at the game.

One Tiger, One Panther, One Hetzer, One Marder,
A Stummel, a Nashorn, two StuHs – What Murder!
On the top of the Hill! The sat like a wall!
The blasted! They blasted! They blew away all!
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12-23-2007, 02:01 PM,
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RE: A short CM night before christmas
Brilliant!! cheers
"A bad plan is still better than no plan at all." -- Mikhail Tal[Image: pzV.jpg]
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12-24-2007, 02:49 AM,
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RE: A short CM night before christmas
Outstanding! :)
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12-24-2007, 02:33 PM,
#4
RE: A short CM night before christmas
did you at least get the consolation prize........ my good man get into the sack. trust me your men will understand.


JuanWhip
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12-24-2007, 08:19 PM,
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RE: A short CM night before christmas
Walkure Wrote:did you at least get the consolation prize........ my good man get into the sack. trust me your men will understand.


JuanWhip

unfortunately elvis has left the building... if you know what i mean
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12-25-2007, 12:03 AM,
#6
RE: A short CM night before christmas
from one married man to another, being there done that :whis:

Juan
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12-25-2007, 04:45 PM,
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RE: A short CM night before christmas
LOL -- CT, that was brilliant! :bow:
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12-25-2007, 04:50 PM, (This post was last modified: 12-25-2007, 04:51 PM by Combat Wombat.)
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RE: A short CM night before christmas
top work that man. now to see if I can get the wife to wear a "kerchief " ...
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